I Suck At Players Sports Bar

last night, after our delicious dinner at tosca in hingham, my favorite sister-in-law (janine), pj, karen and i decided to go to the players sports bar located in rockland. i suck at the players sports bar.

apparently, the players sports bar is a relatively new bar and restaurant that opened a few months ago. the last time i attempted to go to the players sports bar was when i went out with my friend, hugh. we had attempted to go there one night, but the place was absolutely packed.

needless to say, i have never been to the players sports bar. on fridays and saturdays, there is a cover charge of $5. it was interesting because there was a private function at one side of the building. when that function was over, the wall opened up to reveal a larger area of tables and a possible dance floor. a band was even playing that night. anyway, the bar area was quite large. there were billiards tables and dart boards around.

while we were there, no one danced on the dance floor while the band was playing. in fact, it may have seemed a little odd because the crowd that night was mostly women... women dolled up... possibly looking for men. it's amazing what some women will wear thinking they look "hot". there was one woman with her breasts practically hanging out... another one who wore a very short short skirt (and was old)... of course, i shouldn't simply make fun of the women. of the very few men there that night, there was one doughy armed guy wearing a white tank top.

naturally, that got me thinking... damn, my single female friends are in trouble if they expect to meet men in bars. if they keep up their current torrid streak on the bar scene, pretty soon they'll be those old cougars wearing the short short skirts with their breasts hanging out... and people like me will be making fun of them... which i do already...

karen seemed to think that one of the bartenders would be the best available choice of the men there... because he had no hair and my friend (jen) likes bald men. anyway, it was fun night at the players sports bar. in addition to making fun of the cougars, i got my butt handed to me from my favorite sister-in-law in billiards. yep, it's true... i also suck at billiards. if my friend (hot amy) ever gets over her fear of losing and decides to wager again... billiards may be her best chance.