Tuesday, March 19, 2013

I Suck At The Mall

An interesting thing happened at the mall today. Unfortunately, I suck at the mall.

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine from high school. Her name: Julie... or as we used to call her... Julie Barbados. We used to call her that because her last name sounded like the island country. Goodness gracious Barbados.

I hardly ever run into people from the past. It just so happens that today, Julie brought her kids to the play area at the mall when my kids were there. And really, my kids wouldn't even normally be there were it not for my parents who have this special "mall" bond with them.

My parents enjoy taking them to the play area whenever they can. One of the things that I have learned through the passing of my son (Braden) is that life is too short. Cherish the time that is available. So if my parents want to spend time with my daughters (and by default... me since my parents don't know how to install car seats into their own car) by going to the mall on my day off in inclement weather... so be it. It makes them happy.

Anyway, while I happened to be at the mall, Julie arrived with her kids and one of her friends and her friend's kids. I didn't get to say more than a simple greeting since she was with someone else, but it was nice seeing her again. And at least she didn't do the "nod". So that's always a plus.

And interestingly enough, for someone who hardly runs into people from the past, I may have also recognized someone who I knew from a previous employer... also at the play area at the mall with her kids. Maybe the play area at the mall is a vortex of mystical energy... a Hellmouth if you will. It was quite peculiar to recognize two people from my past in one day.

To be honest, I did not acknowledge that coworker from the past. I really wouldn't know what to say. After all, there's a back story involving that coworker who may or may not have had a crush on me at one time. I'm a guy, so I'm clueless at times... although when she straddled my chair while I was sitting in it could have been a good indicator.

Regardless, it was quite a peculiar day at the Hellmouth.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

I Suck At Celebrating My Daughter's Birthday

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I actually forgot I was Irish today, in part because today also happens to be my daughter's (Briana) birthday. Happy birthday, Briana! The big 3. I can't believe she is three years old. It seems like yesterday that she was a little premature baby in the neonatal intensive care unit. It's crazy how time flies. My darling little girl is three.

Anyway, Briana had her birthday party today. Joining in on the celebration were my parents, my mother-in-law, my father-in-law, my favorite sister-in-law (Janine), my niece (Kaleigh), my nephew (PJ), Karen's aunt and uncle (Denise and Paul), and Karen's grandmother. The theme for the birthday party: Cars. Ka-chow!

Too bad I suck at celebrating my daughter's birthday. We kept the party pretty simple: pizza from the Boston Pizza Company, a strawberry spinach salad, a cake, and Cars decorations. Despite the simplicity of the party, I think Briana had a great time. Funny thing is, I don't think she enjoys being the center of attention. There were moments throughout her party where she went to hide. Of course, maybe it's because she doesn't want to hang out with relatives. Just kidding.

Seems like the present Briana was most excited about this year was her Fisher Price Kid Tough digital camera. As of tonight, she has already taken 90 pictures, mostly of random things like the floor. She's funny with the camera.

Anyway, I think she had a great time and that's all that matters. Happy birthday, Briana! I love you.

I Suck At Twitter

For the second week in a row, Karen and I had our friends over for our weekly get together. Joining in on the festivities this week were my friends (Marc, Kelley, and Andrea), and my BFF (Kerry).

As usual, it was a pretty fun time. Among the topics of conversation that came up were things like female mullets and Twitter. For anyone curious, I don't think I have ever met any woman with a mullet. Of course, I don't remember meeting any guy with one either.

As for the other topic, it actually got me thinking about Twitter that night. Too bad I suck at Twitter. Much like my Facebook account, my Twitter account has been collecting dust. I had created an account way back when my previous employer asked that I look into social media.

One of the main reasons why I don't currently use Twitter is because I generally don't have anything to say or tweet. Plus, I'm still old school when it comes to my phone. Karen and I are probably the only ones who still have a "dumb" phone. We tend to use the phone... as a phone and not anything else. So dynamically tweeting can be difficult at times.

But then I started thinking that perhaps I should experiment more with Twitter. Maybe I didn't give it a fair chance the first time around. I really don't know what I would tweet. I had originally thought about tweeting silly things... like topics of conversations that come up among my friends. In my head, that eventually led to creating a YouTube channel of our silly discussions, but then I realized that wouldn't work... because my friends hate being on camera. So maybe my friend (Garv) has the right idea of doing podcasts.

Who knows if I'll tweet. I was actually pretty close to tweeting, in part because my BFF brought over some Ben and Jerry's ice cream. The flavor was Strawberry Cheesecake, which I was quite surprised because I didn't think Kerry would ever go for a flavor like that. Needless to say, I had some of the ice cream and it was delicious. She also brought over a chocolate peanut butter flavor, which I also had too. Both were delicious.

Anyway, it was a fun time as usual.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

I Suck At Having Friends Over

On Thursday, Karen and I had our friends over. Now, I suck at having friends over. It just so happens that my friends and I haven't been having our regular weekly get together lately. Our schedules have just been busy. So on Thursday, our friends decided that we should get together. Joining in on the fun were my friends (Marc and Kelley) and my BFF (Kerry).

Apparently, Kerry was quite the hit with my two year old (Briana). Briana's birthday is coming up and Kerry got her two stuffed animals... of fruits. Well, one is a fruit. The other is a vegetable. Briana was all excited about those presents. In fact, it was the best part of her day.

Anyway, it was definitely a great time on Thursday. Among the more memorable topics of conversation were Facebook, reunions, and deal breakers. Interestingly enough, of the people present, only Kerry and Kelley are avid users of Facebook. Both Marc and I have accounts, but we don't use them that often. And Karen never had one.

In my perfect world, Facebook would be no more. I dislike how it has made society less social... an irony since it's considered "social media". But that actually wasn't the discussion on Thursday. The discussion was about how Facebook was being used to plan an upcoming high school reunion.

Both Karen and Kerry graduated in the same class. Interestingly enough, I had always liked their class... maybe because I was supposed to be in their class had I not been promoted a grade. (As a side note, why don't kids get promoted anymore? It seems like our educational system has gotten stringent on promotions.) But after hearing the discussion on Thursday, I'm actually pretty happy that I did not graduate with their class.

It turns out that the organizers of their high school reunion are using Facebook to "communicate". I say that loosely of course, because an apparent comment supposedly triggered a firestorm where it essentially turned... into high school again. It's quite pathetic when people haven't grown up. Sadly, it happens. Shame on them.

On the lighter side, however, we also discussed relationship deal breakers particularly for Kerry. I don't remember how that even came up as a topic. Regardless, the number one deal breaker appears to be smoking. When I had joked about mustaches as a possible deal breaker, she mentioned that can always change. I quickly quipped that you can never change a man. Inevitably, that led to the quote "You can't change a man, but you can shave him."

Anyway, it was a good time.

I Suck At Being A Library Trustee

For anyone interested, my town is looking for a new library trustee. Too bad I suck at being a library trustee. Interestingly enough, the new trustee is not to replace me but one of the other board members. I still have two more years left on my trustee sentence, being elected last year.

To say I'm a little disappointed with my position is an understatement. I am, by far, the youngest member of the board which actually makes me the most technically savvy. Of course, I'm a software developer, so that may help too. I am the only one not affiliated with the educational system. And I'm the only one who isn't status quo. I'm pretty much the outsider.

But every once in a while, I do have an idea that seems to amaze the board. And during our meeting on Wednesday night, I actually felt like I contributed something with that idea... which is something I haven't felt since becoming a board trustee.

So needless to say, it was a nice feeling to actually be heard on Wednesday. Maybe this will be the start of something new.

Friday, March 8, 2013

I Suck At Hanging Out With My Friends

Last Saturday, my friends (Marc and Kelley) invited Karen and I over for a little get together. Marc and Kelley recently returned from their trip to Hawaii and consequently just wanted to see everyone. So joining in on the shindig were my friends (Garv and Amy the czar). Too bad I suck at hanging out with my friends.

It was good to see the Czar again. I haven't seen her in quite some time. In fact, I think the last time I did see her was at one of Marc and Kelley's parties. In high school, we used to be pretty close. Heck, I was close with a lot of the ladies. It was probably my gossip queen qualities.

One of the things I remember most about the Czar was that she always had a house full of misfit pets. The one I remember the most was her three-legged dog who was aptly named "Legs". But that was Amy. She loved pets. It's good to know that not much has changed in regards to her pet-loving ways. She still has a house full of pets.

Apparently, she has become quite the knitter too. She brought a bag full of knitted scarves for everyone. And by everyone, I mean Karen and Kelley... although I wouldn't be surprised if Garv ended up taking one home.

It was a lot of fun on Saturday. We didn't really do much except hang out and order take out from Little Duck. By the Little Duck... Yum-O! Plus, we snacked... or more appropriately... I devoured some bags of chips. It was the new Lays chips. For anyone curious, Lays held a new flavor contest. Marc happened to get a bag of each of the three finalists: Cheesy Garlic Bread, Chicken and Waffles, and Sriracha. I must say, they are all pretty good.

Karen and I didn't stay too long that night. My in-laws were watching our kids, so we couldn't be out that late. But it was a fun time. Among the things we discussed were Marc and Kelley's trip to Hawaii and neurological eye disorders.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

I Suck At The Celtics Game

Tonight, the Boston Celtics were playing the Golden State Warriors. Now, I suck at the Celtics game. Luckily for me, my friend (Andrea) does not. Andrea was lucky enough to score some tickets to tonight's basketball game through her other friends. And it just so happens that I was also lucky enough to be invited to go with her tonight. Thank you Andrea!

Needless to say, I had a very enjoyable night. Raising a one year old and a three year old, I don't get to go out that often. So it's always nice to be able to go out once in awhile and just have fun. And it's even more fun when the hometown team lays a smackdown on the visiting Warriors 94-86. It wasn't the prettiest game, but at least the Celtics played a lot better than the time I went with my friends (Cass and Marc). Paul Pierce and Jeff Green were the stars of the game.

And it was definitely fun to hang out with Andrea again. Among the topics of discussion that came up during the night was finding a sugar daddy for Andrea. That led to discussions about whether or not she would drop her friends when she found a sugar daddy. And there may have been a brief discussion about the tactile sensation of making out with someone considerably older.

One of the more interesting things I found out today was that Andrea enjoys photography. I always knew that she liked taking pictures. I just didn't know how much until she mentioned that she wanted to start a blog on photography. I thought that was interesting. Of course, I also thought that the fact that she had a book about the New Kids on the Block interesting as well. Apparently, she was a closet fan. And naturally, I'm curious about the book myself. Best boy band ever.

All in all, I had a great time just hanging out and having fun. Thanks again Andrea.

I Suck At Celebrating My Daughter's Birthday

My youngest daughter (Bridget) turned the ripe old age of one on Wednesday. Happy birthday Bridget! Too bad I suck at celebrating my daughter's birthday.

Normally, I would attribute Bridget getting hosed on a lot of things due to her being the youngest. After all, I don't have nearly as many pictures of Bridget that I do of her older sister (Briana) when Briana was one. We didn't do photo books for Bridget like we did for Briana. We didn't have a professional photographer take Bridget's picture. Flat out... Bridget gets the short end of the stick.

As it so happens, the weather happened to be quite nasty on her birthday. With the downpour of rain, it made doing something on her actual birthday difficult. For anyone curious, I think we took Briana to the zoo for her first birthday. See... Bridget gets hosed.

So in a somewhat spontaneous act, we decided to take Bridget to spend some time with her godparents (Karlene and Tommy). Unfortunately, that meant traveling to the great white North known as Lowell in the pouring rain. Luckily, there's a lot to like about Lowell... or so they will have you believe.

Anyway, I would say Bridget absolutely enjoyed seeing Karlene and Tommy. Heck, she shuffled her feet around their house more than she does at our house. She's definitely walking more. Likewise, I think Karlene and Tommy were excited to see Bridget and Briana.

We didn't really stay too long in Lowell. Karlene and Tommy were gracious enough to make us dinner. We had discussed a few things like having a work blog. One of Karlene's friends has one. I was a little curious about that because I wondered how does that come about... does the company just add that to your job duties? And really, what about work is blog-worthy?

All in all, it was a fun time. I think Bridget and Briana enjoyed the time as well. So it was definitely worth driving in the pouring rain to celebrate Bridget's birthday with her godparents. And to be honest, I think collectively that is where Bridget did not get the short end of the stick: the godparents. After all, Briana's godparents were supposed to take her out for her birthday of last year. It has almost been a year and they haven't gone anywhere... and her next birthday is in a few weeks.

Regardless, happy birthday Bridget!

Friday, March 1, 2013

I Suck At Calling My BFF

On Tuesday, I had parenting duty while Karen went out to celebrate her sister's birthday.

Nothing particularly exciting ever happens while I'm on parenting duty, unless you get amused by my two year old (Briana) like when she picks her nose and tells you she found a raisin. So without a doubt, one of highlights for my Tuesday was when my BFF (Kerry) called me. Kerry had to call me, of course, because I suck at calling my BFF.

Back in my "gossip queen" days, I used to enjoy talking on the phone... strangely about nothing. It seems that as I have gotten older (because I'm a grumpy old man these days), I tend to shy away from the phone... and social media. I'd shake my fist at Facebook if that would do anything.

My days do seem busier now with Briana and my one year old (Bridget). And unfortunately, I sometimes forget to do the little things like contact my friends to at least let them know I'm still here once in awhile. Needless to say, I was pretty ecstatic to talk with Kerry on Tuesday.

Interestingly enough, the egocentric Facebook was one of the topics we had chatted about over the phone. Kerry was just becoming a little tired of the "me". Among the other topics of discussion were her upcoming trip to Mexico and her attempt to donate blood. The real reason she actually called, however, was not to discuss Facebook, Mexico, or her blood, but to find out what Bridget's middle name was.

I'm not sure what she needed Bridget's middle name for. Regardless, I had a great time talking with Kerry. It was almost like I was the "gossip queen" again. So thanks Kerry! I had a fun time chit-chatting.

Monday, February 25, 2013

I Suck At Celebrating My Daughter's Birthday

On Saturday, Karen and I celebrated my daughter's first birthday. Happy birthday Bridget! Unfortunately, I suck at celebrating my daughter's birthday.

Originally, the party was scheduled for Sunday but with the upcoming snow storm this weekend, we opted to move the date a day earlier. As it turns out, having the party today probably would have been okay. Weather forecasters (shake fist). Just kidding. And interestingly enough, we lost power for over an hour on Saturday during the party. So Sunday may have actually been the better day. Oh well.

Anyway, I think my daughter enjoyed the party. She practically inhaled her birthday cake. Surprisingly, Bridget ate her cake much neater than her sister (Briana) did when Briana turned one. And for anyone curious, there was a heart theme for the party. The cake was decorated with hearts. Karen and Briana made a "Happy Birthday" streamer of hearts. My favorite sister-in-law (Janine) cut bread into heart shapes for sandwiches. We made heart shaped ice cubes. It was nice.

Most importantly, Bridget had fun. And what's not to like about constant attention from both sets of grandparents, an aunt (Janine), cousins (PJ and Kaleigh), godparents (Karlene and Tommy), a great grandmother, and Karen's aunt and uncle (Denise and Paul)? And of course, I got to rib Karlene, the self proclaimed "fuddy-duddy". So that was always fun.

Incidentally, Saturday also happened to be Janine's actual birthday. Happy birthday Janine! Thus, following Bridget's birthday party, we immediately headed to the Villa Rosa in Quincy to celebrate Janine's birthday. For anyone curious, I think the Villa Rosa has the best eggplant pizza. I'm not sure what they do to their eggplant pizza, but it's always so good.

All in all, Saturday turned out to be a birthday celebration day. Hopefully everyone enjoyed it.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

I Suck At Getting Sick

Karen poisoned me yesterday. I'm just kidding, because I suck at getting sick.

Yesterday morning, I didn't feel quite right. And naturally, we had a lot planned for the day. My parents had wanted to go to dim sum with us for the new year. As well, my friends (Cass and Ellen) were having a birthday party for their daughter.

Needless to say, I wasn't feel too good for either dim sum or the birthday party. I practically didn't eat all day, which is a rarity for me. So something had to be up. And unfortunately, my condition grew worse as the day went on. So by the time the birthday party came, I was getting shivers.

And naturally, I wasn't thinking too clearly because when I got home after the party I thought it was a good idea to install a ceiling light. Maybe I should get sick more often so that I would actually accomplish more home improvement projects. Oh well.

Shortly after installing the light, I went straight to bed... at eight o'clock... another rarity for me. We have a heated mattress pad, and I remember thinking why am I so cold when I have so many layers of clothes on and the heated mattress pad is turned on. Eventually, I did fall asleep only to wake up in the middle of the night thinking that I am so hot with all these layers of clothes on... with the heated mattress pad on.

Luckily for me, I am feeling much better today. My bug seems to be only a 24 hour bug. Unfortunately, I may have gotten my two year old (Briana) sick.

I Suck At The Hunger Games

On Friday, my friend (Andrea) came over for a movie night. Having movie nights on a routine basis is something I always wanted to do. So it was good that I was able to have a movie night with Andrea. For Friday, the plan was to watch The Hunger Games.

Now, I suck at the Hunger Games. When the movie first came out in the theaters, Andrea and I were probably the only ones in our circle of friends who were interested in watching the movie. We never did end up watching the movie in the theaters, but I was fortunate enough to DVR the movie when it premiered on television this year. And it just so happened that Andrea was available this Friday to watch the movie.

Needless to say, it was good hanging out with Andrea. We got to chat about a lot of things. Plus, she kindly took some of my amassed freebies off of my hand. Granted, she just took the Chapstick, but she took it nonetheless. The funny thing about getting things for free is that no one seems to want them. It's weird. I didn't think it would be so hard to find takers for free things.

As for the movie itself, I thought it was very entertaining. I would definitely watch the rest of the movies in the trilogy. Heck, I thought the movie was much better than the entire Twilight series. At least Jennifer Lawrence can show more than one emotion.

All in all, it was a good time. I'm looking forward to having more movie nights.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

I Suck At Blizzards

It has been one crazy weekend.

And sadly, the weekend is pretty much over and I can't say I really did much this weekend other than shovel snow. Interestingly enough, I do own a snow blower. My driveway is long enough that shoveling it by hand can take some time. So when the blizzard forecast came about, I thought I'd be good and actually get the snow blower ready. After all, the snow blower has practically been untouched for about two years, which was the last time there was a big chunk of snowfall.

Needless to say, I think my snow blower incident was an indicator of things to come during this blizzard. Yep, I suck at blizzards. Not only could I not get the snow blower running, I actually pulled so hard trying to get it to start that I ripped the chord right out of the blower. Not just once. Twice. Both times, I had to take apart the back just to rewind the pull string. It was frustrating, especially since I still could not get it to run.

And since I really couldn't spend too much time tinkering with the snow blower (I have kids), I decided I'd just forget about the blower and remove the falling snow the old-fashioned way... with a shovel. It took a while. But I suppose the plus side is that it was a great workout. Heck, I'm still a little sore from shoveling.

And yet, shoveling was not the worst part of the blizzard. Shortly after 11 p.m. on Friday night, we lost power. I only happen to know the time because I was up late watching a movie on my laptop. For anyone curious, I watched Fright Night. The reboot was actually pretty entertaining. I enjoyed the movie. But while the movie was playing on my laptop, I noticed the power went out throughout the house. Thankfully, I still had enough battery power in my laptop to finish the movie. Just kidding.

But for most of Saturday, we were without power... which I suppose made shoveling that much more bearable since it was something to do to kill the time. The down side of course... heat. My house runs on electricity, including the heat. If it were just Karen and I, we'd probably have no problem because we could always just wear layers and layers of clothing to keep warm. Well, I'd probably have no problem. Karen gets cold easily. But when kids are involved, that's when things get a little tricky. Truth be told, I was starting to get a little concerned after a while for my eleven month old daughter (Bridget).

Luckily, my favorite sister-in-law (Janine) had power during the blizzard. Not only did she have power, she had heat. So off we went to her place, just as the driving ban was being lifted by the governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. I always knew Janine was my favorite. It probably should go without saying that it's good to know that we have a bunch of good friends and family who are willing to help us during times of need. So thank you everyone.

Anyway, it definitely felt nice to take a nice warm shower at Janine's. My two year old daughter (Briana) had a blast playing with her cousins and her auntie. It was a great time. Interestingly enough, Bridget took her first steps at Janine's. Similarly, Briana also took her first steps shortly after being at Janine's when she was learning to walk. That was yesterday.

So as to not wear out our welcome, we packed our things and headed to my parents in Quincy today. After all, the town of Norwell was not supposed to get power until three days from now... Wednesday. Things were looking pretty grim, not only because the temperature in our house had fallen to 40 degrees, but because living with my parents until Wednesday wasn't too high on my list. Don't get me wrong, I love my parents. But spending that much time with them may drive me crazy. Yes, I know. I'm a terrible son.

Anyway, my parents definitely enjoyed seeing Briana and Bridget. They were extremely happy because today is Chinese New Year (the year of the snake) and they thought it was such a nice way to start the year off. The "nice" part being the fact that they got to spend time with Briana and Bridget, not the fact that there was a blizzard that wreaked havoc. I think my parents get all giddy whenever Briana and Bridget are around. It's cute.

While at my parents, my neighbor (George) called telling me that power was restored to our neighborhood. That was exciting news. Thank you Stop and Shop for being so nearby. I am guessing that may have benefited us. Truth be told, I think my parents were slightly disappointed to see us go home, probably because they wanted to spend more time with Briana and Bridget. But at least they got to spend some time with them, right?

All in all, it has been a crazy weekend. Thank you again to everyone who was involved in helping us. I hope the best for those who still do not have power from the blizzard.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

I Suck At Stop And Shop

Tonight, Karen and I scored a deal at Stop and Shop. Normally, I suck at Stop and Shop.

We went to Stop and Shop following a dinner at the Tavern on Proprietors Green located in Marshfield. By the way, dinner was delicious. My eleven month old daughter (Bridget) appears to enjoy the place as well because she devoured everything we gave her. Of course, Bridget devours everything normally. I'm sure she'll be bigger than my two year old (Briana) soon. And for anyone curious, I had the roast beef sandwich.

Anyway, Stop and Shop was having a deal this week where $3 would be taken off a purchase of two Clear shampoo/conditioner products made on the same transaction. I have never used Clear shampoo (or conditioner). But apparently each item costs over $5 normally. And this week, Stop and Shop had them on sale for 2/$10.

Needless to say, as a fan of coupons, I couldn't resist the deal. Along with the Stop and Shop deal, there was Buy One Shampoo Get One Conditioner Free manufacturer's coupon. Add it all up, I ended up paying $2 (and tax) for the two items ($10 - $5 - 3). What a deal! Hopefully the product is good. I can't imagine paying over $5 for a single bottle of shampoo. Of course, I don't have that much hair as it is. So maybe what little hair I do have will look luscious... who knows?

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

I Suck At Southie Rules

Last night, Karen and I decided to watch the premiere of the new A&E series, Southie Rules. We were somewhat intrigued with the idea of watching a reality show based in Boston, particular Southie. Unfortunately, I suck at Southie Rules. Or more importantly, the writers of the show suck at Southie Rules.

To say the show is terrible is an understatement. The show is absolutely horrible. Not only is the show obviously scripted, but the characters appear to make no bones about forcing the delivered lines. It's painful to watch.

And while Karen and I know reality shows are anything but reality, we were hoping to at least be entertained by a show that would depict Southie in a way that is closer to what Southie really is, and not some awfully scripted version. I mean come on. Southie is home to the oldest housing projects in the United States. The place is also known for the organized crime boss Whitey Bulger.

Needless to say, the show was very disappointing to watch. I'm fairly certain Karen and I will not continue watching the show. And truthfully, I'd be shocked if the show continued more than one season. The least they could do is make the show appear less obvious that it is scripted. It's just that awful.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

I Suck At Wild Willy's Burgers

Yesterday, Karen, my BFF (Kerry) and I went out for a bite to eat following a quick visit to our friends' (Cass and Ellen) place. Our original destination was the Fours in Quincy. Interestingly enough, the Fours was packed at 5:30pm on a Saturday night. As all of us were quite ravenous, we decided to dine somewhere else instead of waiting the half hour to be seated.

As a side note, I discovered something interesting when I used the bathroom at the Fours. Apparently, there exists scented urinal cakes. In this case, the scent was cinnamon. At least, I believe it was a scented urinal cake. I didn't get that up close to smell the cake, but the scent definitely did seem to come from the urinal. Plus, the cake was red.

Anyway, after my bathroom excursion, we decided to dine out at Wild Willy's Burgers. Now I suck at Wild Willy's Burgers. Okay, so maybe I don't. I do enjoy the place. It turns out that Kerry had actually dined there last week, but since she was also quite famished she didn't mind eating there again.

Needless to say, the food was delicious at Wild Willy's. I had the "Bubba" BBQ burger with a strawberry frappe. Yum-O!

As always, it was a good time just hanging out with Kerry. Among the topics of discussion that came up were her upcoming baby shower (not hers, but her friend's), McDonald's straws and their large diameters, her planned trips for the year, and her view of relationships. Fun as usual.

Monday, January 21, 2013

I Suck At Football

I suck at football. It turns out, today... the New England Patriots also suck at football as they lost the conference championship to the Baltimore Ravens. Heck, the New England offense did absolutely nothing after the first half. I wonder if Tom Brady's supermodel wife, Giselle, will blame the receivers for today's loss.

Regardless, my friends (Marc and Kelley) had invited us to their place to watch both conference championship games at their place today. With my in-laws watching our kids, Karen and I only attended for most of the first game between the San Francisco 49er and the Atlanta Falcons. And while we were there, we were joined by my BFF (Kerry).

Needless to say, I had a fun time while I was there. Various topics of discussion came up during our brief time there: things like the card game Munchkin; if vampires can get cancer by sucking the blood of people with cancer; gun control; and how all bets are off when the zombie apocalypse comes. I may even have been enlisted to perform a home improvement task at Kerry's.

All in all, it was good to hang out and have a few laughs.

I Suck At The Burlington Mall

On Saturday, Karen, my two year old daughter (Briana), my ten month old daughter (Bridget) and I took a nice scenic trip to Burlington. What's in Burlington? I have no idea outside of the Burlington Mall. Too bad I suck at the Burlington Mall.

On the agenda: meeting up with our friend (Renee) who recently became a mother. It's a good thing the Burlington Mall is centrally located between Norwell and Lynn, where Renee lives. (It's not.)

Regardless, I would have to say I quite enjoyed the food court at the Burlington Mall. We tried the Appleseed Crepe and Bread. I have never eaten there before, but they have very delicious crepes. In fact, after having them on Saturday, I am tempted to make crepes at home.

I think the last time I made a crepe was back in high school, and that was only because we were having a fete (party) in French club. Yes, I was in the French club. I was in the Spanish and Latin clubs too, although I didn't know a lick of either language. Essentially, I signed up for each club because the sign up process usually involved some sort of food-filled party. And of course, I didn't limit myself to just the language clubs. If any club had food, I was there.

Anyway, Appleseed... delicious. They have this nutella/banana crepe... Yum! Briana devoured most of that too. Luckily, she spent most of her time at the mall running around the germ-infested play area to burn off the crepe. As a side note, there are a lot of parents who don't watch their kids in the play area. It's scary.

The only other highlight from the mall excursion was that Karen and I... and probably two other cars... got to witness a hit and run of sorts. Some woman was trying to back out of her spot. Well... she did back out of her spot. In fact, she kept backing up... so much so that she bumped into the parked car across from her. And then she drove off like nothing happened. It's like she didn't even know she hit another car. That was quickly followed by one of the other cars who also witnessed the woman immediately cutting me off to a spot (which was odd because that car not only did not have the right of way, but was right next to a vacant spot... but whatever.) Driving madness at the Burlington mall.

I Suck At Basketball

On Friday, I met up with my friends (Cass and Marc) in town. For some time, the three of us have been going to a basketball game for my birthday. I'm not exactly sure how the tradition started, but the annual event is one of the few things that I look forward from year to year because it's a chance to just hang out with the guys, which for me is sometimes difficult to do at times being a parent of two.

Needless to say, it was a great time especially since by Friday my mind is usually mush from work. Anyway, we started the night off with dinner at Hurricane O'Reilly's. The food was good. I had the Hurricane Burger. And because I like girlie drinks, I had a drink known as a Pineapple Pleasure. I ordered the drink for its fruity nutritional content of course.

From there, we went to the basketball game at the Garden where the hometown team (Celtics) were playing the Chicago Bulls. For anyone curious, the Bulls ended up winning the game 100-99 in overtime. Now, I suck at basketball. On Friday night, I would have to say the Celtics sucked at basketball. Aside from Rajon Rondo, the Celtics seemingly missed every shot. The Celtics never had the lead in the game until midway through the fourth and final quarter. And unfortunately, they relinquished that lead due to some shady officiating where an attempt to foul turned into a jump ball. They even had the lead in overtime, but they left too much time on the clock for the Bulls to score the final basket.

Sure, it was a disappointing loss. I think watching the fans on the jumbotron was probably more exciting. Mental note: to get on the jumbotron, wear an ugly sweatshirt with a howling wolf on it the next time I attend a game. There was a fan who wore just that... and was on the jumbotron all the time because whenever he was shown, the entire place started howling. It was comical.

Oh, and I'd have to say that one of the other memorable things about the game was the national anthem. The anthem was sung by this really young girl who did an amazing job. I was quite impressed by how well she sang, as were the rest of the fans.

The only other notable thing from the game was that one of Karen's coworkers also attended the game. Karen told me to look for her coworker behind the Celtics bench. Needless to say, I looked... but couldn't see her. Oh well. At least I looked.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

I Suck At Painting

Only I can get hurt while painting. I suck at painting. I suppose in my defense, I wasn't painting at the time when I got hurt. I was actually cleaning up from painting when I took a header off my back porch.

The header was not intentional of course. Since the new year, Karen and I have been tackling some home improvement projects. After all, I finally purchased an air compressor and a set of nail guns to use... after talking about it for years upon years. Granted, I have yet to use the aforementioned nail gun and compressor because I have yet to get to that part of the checklist for the home improvement projects. But it's coming... and now I'm prepared.

Regardless, Karen and I have been focusing on our back mudroom area. Our back mudroom, which is off of our kitchen, has been in a sad state for probably close to if not over ten years. It was one of the first areas of the house that we started to work on because, at the time when we had purchase our house, the back mudroom had a sliver of a door that no one could possible fit through that led to a green tiled bathroom. (For anyone curious, we moved the door from back mudroom to the kitchen... and renovated the bathroom thanks to the help of some of our friends.)

Unfortunately, with all of the other renovations that Karen and I have done to our current place, the back mudroom has remained unfinished. It still had compound on the walls, etc. It was the only room that we never made pretty. That is, until recently.

Well, the room is still not "pretty", but it's a lot closer now to being finished than it has been in quite some time. I spent a few nights sanding the joint compound. I installed some molding to replace the dark existing molding. And as of today, Karen and I painted the room. Of course, Karen did most of the painting because... I suck at painting.

I actually don't think I'm that bad at painting. I just don't like doing it. I'd rather be using a power tool of some sort. And as a mental note, use angled brushes. Angled brushes are great for corners. I wish I knew that earlier when I painted some of the other rooms.

Anyway, the back mudroom, in my opinion, looks a lot better with a new coat of paint. It's amazing what paint does to a room. There is still a lot to do for the back mudroom, but at least it looks a lot better than it did.

Oh, as for my header... I'm sure it must have looked quite comical had someone been watching me. I was cleaning some tools on our back porch that leads to the mudroom. As I went down the stairs carrying a bag of trash, I just slipped and down I went. Apparently, our porch was a little slick from the rain... or something. I actually think I left a mark on the porch where my sneakers slid off the stairs.

I'm okay. I just have a scrape from my elbow to my wrist on my arm. I think this is a sign that I shouldn't clean up after home improvement projects. We'll see how tomorrow goes when I'm supposed to install the floor for the back mudroom.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

I Suck At Silly Swaps

Tonight, my friends held our annual silly swap. Too bad I suck at silly swaps.

In conjunction with the silly swap, we also celebrated my friends' (Garv and Leeann) birthdays, both of whom were born in the month of January. January is the last month of our friend/birthday cycle. The cycle runs August to January, where each month contains the birthday of one of my friends. November is actually the only month in the cycle that no longer has a celebratory birthday boy/girl.

Anyway, my friends (Marc and Kelley) invited everyone over for taco night. In addition to the birthday people of the month, joining in on the festivities were my friends (Cass, Ellen, and Andrea) and my BFF (Kerry).

Needless to say, tonight was a blast. I had a great time hanging out with everyone. And as usual, the food was delicious. As for the silly swap itself, tonight's gifts were pretty funny. I ended up with a photo calendar of my slow descent into inebriation during Garv and Leeann's wedding.

It seems like Karen's gift was quite the hit as well. Karen made coasters with certain celebrities on them. Garv was quite giddy to use the Taylor Swift coaster. Of course, he was quite ecstatic about his silly swap gift as well: a Taylor Swift DVD. Technically, the gift was taken from him, but Ellen was kind enough to give it to him at the end.

Among some of the other discussions that came about during the course of the night were Andrea's desire to go to Target before her vacation, Garv's sickness/internal bleeding (it wasn't internal bleeding), flu shots, Kelley's "list", Garv's request for coasters (of Taylor Swift, Brad Paisley, Connie Britton, and Stephen Colbert), and Kerry's sad stocking gifts.

It definitely was a comical night, especially since most of us were practically brain-drained tonight with Kerry spilling water... everywhere... and Leeann dropping her taco. Plus, all of us watched some Jaboody Dubs which is always good for a laugh or two. I'm definitely lucky to have such good friends.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

I Suck At Staples

It must be a slow day when the highlight of the day is Staples. Sad but true. Too bad I suck at Staples.

For anyone curious, Staples has a coupon of $5 off a $25 purchase in-store. And for those who know me, they know that I can't pass up a good coupon like that. So off to Staples I went during my lunch break from work.

Needless to say, I scored a few items which would be free after rebates. Technically speaking, Staples would actually end up paying me to take the items after the rebates, which is always a plus.

My favorite sister-in-law (Janine) had asked if I kept track of how many things I got for free. The thought never occurred to me until then. So maybe this year I will keep a little tally to see how many things I can score for free.

I Suck At The Tavern On Proprietor's Green

Karen and I generally don't make resolutions for the new year. This year, however, we had discussed possibly having a resolution to be more active and to eat a little better. After all, neither one of us has done anything remotely athletic since our two year old daughter (Briana) was born. And realistically, it may have been even longer than that with our son's (Braden) passing two years before that.

So needless to say, my body is definitely not a temple... although maybe in terms of shape. So in keeping with our resolution, Karen and I... went out to eat at the Tavern on Proprietor's Green in Marshfield. Too bad I suck at the Tavern on Proprietor's Green.

In our defense, we were heading in that direction anyway because we were going to Roche Bros to do some shopping. Sadly, the store did not have any tiny shopping carts, so Briana had to push a regular sized shopping cart. Briana was a little disappointed by that.

The Tavern, however, was quite delicious. I had baked haddock, which I suppose makes it twice in three days because I made haddock for Karlene and Tommy on New Year's Eve too. I guess I've been on a fish kick of late. All in all, it was a great dining experience.

We don't really go out to eat that often, so maybe we're not breaking the resolution just yet.

I Suck At New Year's Day

Tuesday kicked off the start of 2013. Happy new year! Sadly, I suck at New Year's day.

For me, New Year's Day was quite different from past New Year's Day events. Traditionally, Karen and I would spend the day shopping and just hanging out with Karen's Lowell-loving cousin (Karlene) and her husband (Tommy). This year, however, was a little different.

With the morning off to a very slow start, Karen, Karlene, Tommy, and my two year old daughter (Briana) went shopping while I stayed at home to put our ten month old daughter (Bridget) down for her nap. Briana was quite excited because she got to go to her favorite store: Target. I'm assuming Tommy was quite excited too because we gave him a coupon for some free floss, which he apparently had been wanting to get. And like I always say, free is good.

Anyway, when everyone returned, my favorite sister-in-law (Janine) and my niece (Kaleigh) also stopped by our house. Apparently, they (and by they I mean Karen, Karlene and Janine) had planned a little craft outing together. Tommy and I pretty much hung out.

Truth be told, it was a rather interesting craft project. Janine had seen something on printerest that piqued her curiosity: creating a scarf from a t-shirt. Needless to say, she had Kaleigh attempt the project first before trying it herself. From there, Karen also gave it a shot. She used her special red "NQHS I am somebody" t-shirt for the project. She loved that shirt.

Not to go on a tangent, but I was curious as to how that t-shirt slogan even came about. "I am somebody"? Hey, look at me. I'm somebody. Was Karen's high school class often neglected or something? I'll have to ask around to see if anyone knows the derivation of the t-shirt.

Regardless, that essentially was the highlight of New Year's. It was good to see Karlene and Tommy again.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

I Suck At New Year's Eve

Tonight, Karen and I resumed tradition by hanging out with Karen's Lowell-loving cousin (Karlene) and her husband (Tommy). We had foregone last year's New Year's Eve tradition because Karlene was sick and I think Karen wasn't feeling too well either during the pregnancy at the time). Regardless, I joke saying that last year Karlene ruined New Year's Eve. Yep, I suck at New Year's Eve.

Anyway, because I had to work today, Karlene and Tommy came down to visit us. My favorite sister-in-law (Janine) and her family who were spending the past few days with us were going to spend the night back at their own place since the smoldering fire. Hopefully, their place is less smokey now. So in essence, Janine and her family were going while Karlen and Tommy were coming.

I'll admit. I am curious to see if sleeping back in my bed will feel downright awesome or if it will be just blah. I have been sleeping on our pull-out couch the past couple of days. I remember when I came back from our vacation down to Onset that sleeping in my own bed felt awesome. I wonder if I will feel the same thing after the past few days.

Needless to say, it was fun hanging out with Karlene and Tommy. We practically played this new game that Tommy got for Christmas: Disney Hedbanz for... hours. We definitely played until the new year, that's for sure. For anyone curious, Disney Hedbanz is like the "Who Am I" drinking game... just without the drinking. Or I suppose there could be drinking during the Disney version.

Among some of the more interesting topics of conversation that came up during the night were playing favorites, and praying. Karen's family is keen on not playing favorites, even though I disagree that it's people's nature to play favorites.

As for praying, that topic came about because Karen's family is supposedly faith-based. And naturally because I dislike religion (and still have original sin), I made the comment that praying is essentially useless because it does not influence the thing that is being prayed for. At best, praying's sole purpose is to make the person who is praying feel like they are altruistically helping. Of course, my view on praying may be clouded because I lost my son (Braden).

Regardless, it was a good fun night. Truth be told, I was quite surprised that Karen actually made it past midnight. She's usually in bed well before then. But she made it this year. Yay. Anyway, Happy New Year!

I Suck At Ted

On Sunday, my friend (Andrea also known as Rachel) invited my friends (Marc and Kelley), my BFF (Kerry) and I over to her place to watch a movie. That movie: Ted. Now, I suck at Ted.

The movie Ted actually has some significance for Andrea, Kerry and I. After all, the three of us took part in being extras for the filming of the movie. Granted, the scene in the movie only lasted a few seconds and we really couldn't be seen in the shots... but nonetheless we took part in the making of the movie.

Anyway since Karen had no interest in the movie, she decided to watch our kids while I went to watch the movie. And truthfully, I think Karen wanted some quality sister time with my favorite sister-in-law (Janine) whose family has been staying with us the past few days.

It turns out that Janine's husband (PJ) had closed the chimney flue shortly after using the fireplace on Christmas Day. Somehow that caused the items in the chimney to smolder. From there, the smoke essentially filled their house and set off all of their fire alarms.

Thankfully, no one was hurt. And luckily, they had returned back to their house before the smoldering fire got worse. Things could have been a lot worse for them. Needless to say, Janine, my niece (Kaleigh) and my nephew (PJ) have been staying with us since Friday.

The movie, Ted, however, was okay. It was silly fun, which was to be expected. Plus, it was good to hang out with everyone without feeling like I had to always make sure that neither my two year old daughter or my ten month old daughter were doing things they shouldn't be doing.