Tuesday, May 27, 2008

I Suck At Alumni Pizza

after the fire at downtown crossing incident, my friends and i decided to go to the alumni pizza in quincy for dinner. now i suck at alumni pizza.

while my friends (hot amy and jen) and i were at a bar at south station waiting for the commuter rail, hot amy and jen asked if i would be interested in having dinner. apparently, they both were craving alumni pizza. like minds must think alike...

anyway, i had explained that karen was at her parents (who had just returned home from their trip to alaska). her parents were going to show her their vacation pictures. my friend (bill) had showed up there later to also view the pictures. how funny. so, all of us ended up at the alumni pizza for dinner after our train ride home. (pictured below are all of us at alumni pizza. the first picture is bill and hot amy; the second is carlos and bill; and the last is karen and jen.)







anyway, it was a fun dinner. i got to say hello to my former high school substitute teacher (mr. doyle) who was bartending. (i'm sure my bff, kerry, is quite jealous that i got to see him. for some reason, all the girls... i am guessing kerry too... in high school loved mr. doyle. he's dreamy... or so i hear. i must learn this special power some day.) the pizza was actually filling as well (and good). we even got to chat with the waitress about dating. let this be a lesson for all of you single women... love will find you... just don't be so quick to rule people out.

and to end the night, i got to put my pilfering skills to the test. i swiped a glass at the request of hot amy. the glass mentioned ben and jerry and a foursome. ben and jerry happen to be the names of hot amy's weiner dogs... the foursome... well... with my mind currently in the gutter, i won't touch that... i'll just say hot amy's fetishes are her own business. (it might explain the blood splatter in her car though.)

anyway, i'm starting to get pretty good at pilfering. first, it was the shamrock bass glass for my bff, kerry... and now this ben and jerry glass for hot amy. what can i say? i'm a sucker for pretty faces. i didn't have anything to hide the glass in tonight. so, i stuck the glass in my pants when i walked out... hellooooo ladies. i can't wait for my next pilfering task.

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