I Suck At The Cheesecake Factory

following a wedding after party of debauchery where i came home at 5 in the morning, you'd think that i would simply crash and sleep for hours on sunday... well i did... for 4 hours to be exact.

as it turned out on sunday, karen had made plans to meet up with my friends (hot amy and dolores). all three are dietitians... so they chose the ever nutritious cheesecake factory in braintree to meet up and have lunch at. as i was too darn tired to make my own lunch that day, i was able to tag along and crash the dietitians' afternoon out. too bad i suck at the cheesecake factory.

i haven't seen dolores in quite some time. so as to not be the only guy at the dietitian luncheon, i was hoping dolores's boyfriend (tom) would be there. sadly, he was working that day. for anyone curious, i refer to dolores's boyfriend as "loser tom", much like how i refer to my friend as "hot amy". i'm relatively certain dolores doesn't like it much when i refer to her boyfriend as loser tom.

there is actually a reason i refer to him by that name... and it's not because he is a loser. when dolores starting dating tom and i had the opportunity to first meet him, he was all concerned that all of dolores's friends would think he was a "loser". he's actually a very nice guy. he's very good to dolores. the cold-hearted jerk that i am, however, decided to refer to him as "loser tom" from that moment on. he really is good though.

needless to say, tom was working and could not go. nevertheless, lunch at the cheesecake factory was good. i ordered the very nutritious the "tons of fun" burger... which was a double patty burger (cue rachael ray's "yum-o" sound). normally, i would probably not eat the double patty burger... but i was absolutely exhausted and equally starving yesterday.

i must say... it's very interesting to hang out with a bunch of dietitians. after all, where else can you create the rally cry "go breastfeeding!" and have it make sense? hot amy is toying with the idea of breastfeeding... in that she is thinking about leaving her job to work for wic, another cushy government position... just on the federal level. as for dolores, she recently became a doctor. she had defended her phd and all that. i'm wondering what dolores will do now... now that she doesn't have any schooling left to attend. (dolores really likes to study.)

(pictured below is hot amy and dolores.)


anyway, lunch was a good time. after treating dolores to lunch for her phd accomplishment (and apparently for her birthday in which she didn't get to celebrate), karen and i spent the rest of the day doing what hot amy does best... go shopping.

go breastfeeding!