Thursday, February 28, 2008

I Suck At Eating Fast Food

i suck at eating fast food. i haven't eaten at a mcdonald's, burger king, or wendy's in quite some time... that is... until today.

karen was home sick today, so i wanted to head home right after work. when i got to my parents' house after work to pick up the car, my mother asked if i wanted a hamburger to go. (my mother has a habit of trying to give me food all the time. it's no wonder why i'm shaped the way i am.) anyway, the apparent story that my mom told me was that there was a buy one / get one free deal at burger king so she got a couple for her and her friend. the only problem was that her friend didn't eat the burgers. so naturally, my mom tried to pawn the two remaining burgers off on me.

because i was having a long day at work and was duped by the ease of not having to make dinner when i got back home to see karen, i agreed to take the burgers. big mistake. after devouring both burgers, i must say... i feel ill. my breath even smells like processed burgers.

anyway, since i now feel so ill and gross, i decided to look up the nutritional information of what i just devoured. according to the nutritional information at burger king, i just consumed 980 calories (60 grams of fat) in one meal with my whopper jr and bk double stacker burgers. i now feel so much better.

i don't know if it's because i'm utterly repulsed by the amount of crap i just consumed, or the fact that my breath still smells like processed burgers, or just the fact that it's been a long day... i am washing this meal down with 12 fl oz. of bellhaven scottish ale... to add to the calorie count.

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